What unseen, unnatural power have I to wield against the lowly mosquito?

"ClassicDatsunDebate" (gmagnusson) 07/15/2020 at 15:40 • Filed to: shitpost, entomologist

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The black table of death. That’ s what.

Every morning, I awake to a scene of carnage reminiscent of the battle of Cannae. Bodies laid out like so many Roman Legion; proboscis spears silenced by this genocidal monolith. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.  

Seriously, any of you amature entomologists know WTF is happening? I mean, I’m not complaining because, less mosquitos, but I cant figure it out. I’m thinking it might get to hot for them and they fry (?) who knows.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/15/2020 at 15:44

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where do I buy one of these magic tables?

ClassicDatsunDebate > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/15/2020 at 15:53

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other than it’s supernatural propensity for luring and killing mosquitos, it’s a  shit table

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/15/2020 at 15:54

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You bought a table from a tire store. What were you expecting?

Just Jeepin' > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/15/2020 at 15:55

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The real question is how do you scale that table up to driveway/patio/roof size.

ClassicDatsunDebate > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/15/2020 at 15:57

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for it to not kill mosquitos, I guess...which I’m happily surprised about.

I also buy toothpaste at a drugstore .

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/15/2020 at 15:57

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Canadian Tire? I’ve got my passport and the day off tomorrow, but due to Trump’s insanity and covid, I doubt they want me crossing over.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Just Jeepin' 07/15/2020 at 15:57

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NOW you’re thinking!

punkgoose17 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/15/2020 at 15:58

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I am surprised one can buy a table from a tire store.

ClassicDatsunDebate > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/15/2020 at 16:02

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You might  have a chance

Ash78, voting early and often > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/15/2020 at 16:05

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That table did NOT pass California Prop 65 for Mosquitoes.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > punkgoose17 07/15/2020 at 16:26

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Its not really a tire store. It's like a Walmart type retailer

ClassicDatsunDebate > Ash78, voting early and often 07/15/2020 at 16:42

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Nor NSF-61 it seems.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/15/2020 at 16:48

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Clearly the plant is poison

Jim Spanfeller > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/15/2020 at 17:15

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You must’ve placed the table above an ancient Indian burial ground...

ClassicDatsunDebate > Jim Spanfeller 07/15/2020 at 17:37

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Cuesta Verde is a nice neighbourhood.

Stef Schrader > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/18/2020 at 00:59

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Oh man, I wish I had that power. These little buttholes keep following me around. They’ve been all in my house and my car lately. I hate it.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/20/2020 at 13:56

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haha, I ’ll be alright without the table, the border crossing on T hursday said “essential travel only” and I doubt they’ll agree that picking up a mosquito murder table counts as essential. (yes I drove by the border crossing to canada on Thursday lol, not too rare of an occurrence living in Metro Detroit